English Medical Jokes

المساهمات : 5 تاريخ التسجيل : 23/10/2011

I can't find the cause of your pain

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."

"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober"

You never have to watch reruns on television.-

. You are always meeting new people.

. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

. Mysteries are always interesting.

I have good news and bad news[/size]
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happene?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease

. You never have to watch reruns on television.

. You are always meeting new people.

. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

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